Joke of the Day
The following joke is adapted from a popular joke told during the Great Depression.
President Bush and Secretary Paulson were walking down the street the other day discussing the current financial troubles the country was going through. As they approached a public telephone, Bush pulled a quarter out of his pocket and excused himself to call one of his friends. Paulson quickly gave Bush another quarter and said, “Why don’t you call both of them.”
Tags: Satire
LOL!!!
I’m pretty sure Barney the dog doesn’t accept phone calls.
Barney is lashing out apparently — he bit a reporter recently.
So may I add a joke?
What is the difference between a Lehman executive and a pigeon?
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A pigeon can still drop a load on a Ferrari.
Change it to dropping a couple hundred bucks on an iPhone at the local Apple store, and it’s a winner.
When was the last time you used a payphone?