I’ll kick it off…
OUT: “There are starving kids in China – Eat your vegetables.”
IN: “There are starving kids in Michigan – Eat your vegetables.”
OUT: Republican support for Unitary Executive Theory.
IN: Republican support for the Eunuch-ized Executive Theory.
(PS. Hube, a eunuch is a man who has had his testes removed.)
OUT: Castle being for things but voting against them.
IN: Castle being against things but voting for them.
OUT: Holding state jobs for convicted sex offenders while in prison.
IN: Giving state jobs to Republicans.
OUT: George Bush
IN: Barack Obama
OUT: Iraq
IN: Afghanistan
OUT: The Great Depression of 1929-1939
IN: The Great Depression of 2007-?
OUT: Mike Protack version 2.0
IN: Mike Protack version 2.5
OUT: Donviti
IN: Donwhateverhewantstocallhimselffuckingtodayviti
Out: “Buy American” Guilt
In: “Can’t buy American because we don’t make anything” absolution.
Just an FYI–This is good, but will not be considered for submission, under the rules I am judging due to date of submission. OK? But we all know, that’s just my rules!
I can’t wait to see your in/out list of DL posts, Joanne!
OUT: Republicans approving whatever spending the President wants.
STILL IN: Democrats approving whatever spending the President wants.
Pandora – LOL! I love that one.
OUT: Bumping into Joe Biden and saying “Hi”
IN: Bumping into Joe Biden and being handcufffed by the secret service.
OUT: Torture, bloody mistaken wars
IN: “Continuity”
OUT: Illegal eavesdropping and mass surveillance
IN: Legal eavesdropping and mass surveillance
Out = New car warranty
In = New Car warranty void because of bankrupt company
OUT: Dave Burris blog
IN: Dave Burris blog
OUT: Old, angry, far right conservative politicians who legislate against equality and fairness based on sexual orientation.
IN: Nothing, really. I literally meant those old, angry, far right conservative politicians have been outed from their closets, whether it be airport restrooms, texting fantasies with Senate teen-age Pages, etc.
GOP OUT: New Castle and Kent counties.
GOP IN: Southern Sussex County.
Be honest. South Western Sussex County
out: not holding press conferences
in: taking questions at press conferesnces
OUT: John Atkins
IN: John Atkins
OUT: DelawareGrapevine
IN: DelawareLiberal
Out: Maxed out credit cards
In: Bounced checks
President-elect Obama has now held more press conferences in the last month than President Bush has had in his second term.
anon got it right:
OUT: Republicans approving whatever spending the President wants.
STILL IN: Democrats approving whatever spending the President wants.
OUT: iPhone lines
IN: Bread lines
The DelLibs wonder what’s in
Most prob’ly Governor Quinn!
Give’m a shout
Tell’m what’s out
And give it a liberal spin
STILL IN: Democrats approving whatever spending the President wants.
We are counting on Obama to want the right spending this time, instead of throwing money down ratholes…. time will tell.
OUT: Delaware Talk Radio
IN: Delaware liberal talk radio
OUT: high-interest credit cards
IN: high-interest payday loans
OUT: PTA
IN: WPA
OUT: New Deal
IN: New New Deal
OUT: Apple computer stores in the mall
IN: Apple stands on the corner
Sheesh, I thought I made a funny in #16.
OUT: Humor
IN: 😯
OUT: Snobby nouveaux-riches Delaware banking middle managers
IN: Learning the fine details of the bankruptcy reform your boss told you to support
OUT: Getting a murderously expensive credit card because it has your fav pop-culture logo on it
IN: Cash
OUT: Surreptitiously cleaning out the Federal Treasury to enrich your Corporate Friends.
IN: Bailouts
Out: RSmitty Republican
IN: RSmitty Funny, Progressive, Liberal, Enlightened, Republican
Ok Now Smitty?
OUT: Republicans busting unions.
IN: The Senate busting unions.
Good Lord NO! Liberal?
OUT: Joanne’s perception
IN: Joanne driving the drunk bus
OUT: sober Smitty
IN: Smitty needing the drunk bus! 😀
OUT: Savings Account
IN: Under the mattress
OUT: all-encompassing Republican label
IN: CENTRIST-Republican (in that order)
out: dogfish head
in: natural light
If #41 becomes reality, then this will also be true:
Out: drunk JohnnyX
In: sober JohnnyX
Also
Out: Going back to grad school full time to “broaden your horizons” and “expand your career possibilities”
In: Going to grad school full time because it pays (slightly) better than unemployment
OUT: Dave Burris in Delaware
IN: Dave Burris in North Dakota
Out: Smitty’s teeth
In: Smitty’s grill
HOLY SHI….
These are really good! Someone should take this thread, edit out the inside jokes, and send it to the NJ’s “community voices” editor.
It would be the best thing the paper published in three years.
I always like the NJ hate crime reports
Jason:
No, I really meant SOUTHERN Sussex County. Check out the districts Bill Lee won: Bridgeville, Greenwood, Laurel, Delmar, Gumboro, Selbyville, Ocean View – it’s a red stripe across the northwest and southern borders, the areas represented in the House by Dave Wilson, Biff Lee and Gerald Hocker, in the Senate by Thurman Adams, Bob Venables and George Bunting and on the county level by Sam Wilson Jr. and Vance Phillips.
Bunting is the only real liberal in the bunch, and he’s been kind of out of commission for a while with his health problems.
I can see one of those seats I wouldn’t mind giving back to the GOP.
Out: Extraordinary Rendition
In: Extraordinary renditions of popular songs by talented singers at Obama’s inauguration
Smitty, Smiity, Smitty, –C’mon back here. Comment rescue….the teeth…I meant from your previously saying the “party kicking you in the teeth”. Hope it doesn’t read like I want to punch you. Sorry!
Now, get on the bus..first row.
OUT: Republicans
IN: Independents
For the GOP…
OUT: Ronald Reagan
IN: Herbert Hoover
OUT: Minner in a bathing suit and Keds
IN: The appetites of an entire state
Out: BarBQ
In: Chicago Deep Dish
Jason:
What did the NJ publish three years ago that was as good as being handcuffed by the Secret Service?
OUT: Seven-person echo chamber
IN: Eight-person echo chamber (Hi, X!)
OUT: Pretending money is no object.
IN: Pretending you have no money because your imaginary retirement fund has corrected with the stock market.
OUT: Drinking Liberally way up at the north-ass end of the State.
IN: Drinking Liberally in the center of the State (with Jason buying first two rounds on Drinking Liberally meetings on odd numbered dates and when its dark out on even numbered dates)
OUT: SCORES
IN: Fairways? EWWWWwwwwWWW
Now that I think about it, Drinking Liberally at Fairways is an excellent idea. It would knock down the perception that we Dems are much more socially sophisticated than Republicans. And if you disagree with this, answer whether it would be more likely to see George Bush or Hillary Clinton in Fairways.
Whoa . . . backup. Please describe for me, Mr. or Ms. ptthbbt, how George Bunting is a liberal.
Oh, I don’t know… maybe his stances on environmental protection and education?
Fairways?? I dare you!
Better yet, how about Sheridan’s in Smyrna (Piece of Ireland, Jr.)???
If there were some Drinking Liberally attempts in Kent Co., I missed it but would love another chance!
Out: Stooge Journal and corporate radio
In: bloggers with the scoops.
Out: Mike Protack
In: Mike Protack
nemski // Dec 12, 2008 at 10:54 am
OUT: Dave Burris blog
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In: Dave Burris twitter
OUT: privatization
IN: nationalization
OUT: Flip this house
IN: Buy this house, please!
Out: K and Wall Streets
In: Main Street
Out: Self-Control
In: Birth Control
Out: Ted Kennedy
In: Caroline Kennedy