If you plug up your rearend right as you are about to pass gas, will it then come out your ears?
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This reminds me. I’ll need all DelawareLiberal contributors performance evaluations forms back to me by COB friday.
Remember, your bonus and promotion opportunities are tied into this review.
if it’s true jason will dv get a bigger bonus?
Here we go with plugging things up your rear-end again (see comments in “Fact of the Day” post).
I am most definitely returning that summer sausage pack!!!
uhhhh….
I’m waiting to hear back from legal right now. I’ll get back to you.
Get back to studying SAS and stop shoving different objects up your rectum.
Though DV’s recent posts might explain a lot. Anyone remember the Simpsons’ episode where they find a crayon jammed up Homer’s nose. The doctor’s remove it and Homer becomes as smart as Lisa.
listen, you don’t get this type of entertainment anywhere else people.
DV, I’ve got an eleven year-old boy. We have these conversations all the time. 😉 Keep ’em coming though.
I was going to say come out your eyes, but I thought that was too sophomoric.
usually here at DL it comes out fingers when they are hovering over keyboard keys
yet, here you are, day in day out, hour after hour after
now beat it!
It will be uploaded onto your Ipod.
Hey, that question reminds me of the South Park where… never mind.
I wasn’t going to vote in today’s poll because I didn’t like the choices. Now I’m reconsidering.
I hear you Rebecca–it’s like a choice between perfume or chocolates.
Every time you hold a fart in an angel explodes.
h/t dkos
Why don’t you try it and report back? Think of it as a science experiment.
Beat it? Why, this is free entertainment!
it is true, though, if you fart, burp, sneeze, and cough at the same time…YOU WILL DIE!
Swear! It happened to a kid who went to a different school and who I didn’t know….
Was his name Justin Case?
Might have been Phillip McKrevis…or maybe Hugh G. Rection…not sure…
😉
Phillip McKrevis or Phillip Macrackin?
Rex Colon…
If the rearend is plugged and the mouth is closed (must be a man then) wouldn’t that make smoke signals?