Don’t Count Clinton Out

Clinton's SNL spot last night is getting tons of airtime this morning. Xstyker comments on Clinton's strategy moving forward. Two words: Florida and Michigan. So, essentially, Hillary’s strategy relies on…

Ask Dr. Liberal

A reader writes in: Dr. Liberal, Isn't this a bit much? Signed, A Reader Dr. Liberal responds: Thanks for the question. Very concise. To "one up" your brevity normally I'd…

Worst Campaigns In Modern History

If the Rudy Guliani primary campaign is regarded as the worst primary campaign in modern history, then the John McCain Presidential campaign seems like it is on a trajectory to…

One night in Bangkok

I was out buying some pants on Thursday when I get a text message from someone asking me if I was going to Drinking Liberally.  I said I was and would be there when it started around 8pm.  Quickly after my sending that reply another reply to my message came back saying it started at 7!

WTF?!  I quickly removed the pants I was trying on, waited for the hired help to get my other pants, then told the lady cradling my testicles that I would take all three pair instead of trying anymore on.  The lady said I made a good choice and that I looked good in the pants.  I quickly corrected her and said, “Pardon me, but I think I MAKE the pants look good.”  She smiled and agreed.   Fans were waiting! Off I went.  Oh and word to the wise,  testicle cradling is an art, only the finest stores have them.  Warm hands are a must!

Growing up Donviti…

Just an FYI for all you loyal weekend readers.  Next week I plan on giving you all a piece of me.  It will be a little insight to what it…