To: allstaff@whitehouse.gov
Re: transitionAll,
As you know, the date when we must be out of our offices is fast approaching. Here are a few helpful reminders in preparation for the changeover:
1. As of this morning, the red phone is again routed to the Kremlin, not Domino’s. Please use a regular phone to place your lunch order.
Read all 11 bullet points (by BY WENDY MOLYNEUX AND MIKE BOYLE) at McSweeny’s
The forgot “be sure to turn off the lights” because this party is OVER!