Uh..yeah…

Filed in National by on January 12, 2009

Dear Jason,
For the last eight years, President Bush has led our country with firm determination and a steady hand in the face of numerous challenges and crises. He restored honor and integrity to the White House and protected America from another terrorist attack.

As President and Mrs. Bush prepare to leave Washington in a few weeks to return to Texas, I know I speak for Republicans and grassroots leaders across America when I say we are all grateful for their tremendous service to our country. To show our appreciation for our Commander-in-Chief, the RNC is asking every Republican to sign an electronic card that will be presented to President Bush before he leaves office. It is the least each of us can do to show our gratitude to the leader of our country and our Party.

And if you can, Jason, I hope you will also consider giving a gift to keep our Party strong and moving forward. Your secure online contribution of $1,000, $500, $100, $50 or $25 will go a long way toward helping the RNC provide the support our Republican leaders need to fight the Democrats’ liberal agenda and prepare for the vital 2009-2010 elections.

I hope you will add your name to the RNC’s Thank You card to President Bush and Laura Bush today. And thank you for your continued support of our Party and our cause.

Best Wishes,

Robert M. “Mike” Duncan
Chairman, Republican National Committee

P.S. Jason, in order for your name to be included on the RNC’s Thank you e-card to President and Mrs. Bush, you must reply to this e-mail by January 15th. Please click here to sign the President’s Thank You card and to make a secure online gift to help strengthen our Party for the battles ahead. Thank you.

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Comments (13)

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  1. MJ says:

    Thanks, I need a good laugh today. Everyone should sign the card and let Dumbya know what we really think of him.

  2. Truth Teller says:

    attempted to send but nothing happened

  3. jason330 says:

    Use the link in the PS section.

  4. Von Cracker says:

    Mr. Duncan is one hell of a writer of fiction.

  5. nemski says:

    Good riddance! Worst. President. Ever.

  6. Unstable Isotope says:

    Dear “President” Bush,

    Thank you for leaving.

    Really sincerely,
    Unstable Isotope

  7. pandora says:

    Like I said earlier… they have no shame.

  8. Unstable Isotope says:

    From Bush 41:

    Dear 43,

    Thank you for making my presidency look good in comparison.

    Love and Bushes,
    Bush 41

  9. edisonkitty says:

    I would, but “Thank you” doesn’t start with an “F”.

  10. liberalgeek says:

    As an added bonus, if you do contribute, the URL referenced in the post appears to be formed in a way that if you use it, Jason will be credited for the donation. This could get Jason a personal letter of appreciation from hundreds of Republican leaders throughout the country.

  11. X Stryker says:

    As a parting “thank you” gift, can we get him a “vacation suite” in Guantanamo Bay? He could try this crazy new thing the kids are doing these days… it’s a combination of waterskiing and skateboarding… I believe it’s called “waterboarding”. Cheney said it was a good idea…

  12. cassandra_m says:

    Wonder if we can send the RNC a bill to cover our part of the taxpayer liability for their failures?

  13. Frank says:

    I got one of those.

    It’s going back with a Publisher’s Clearing House flyer inside it.

    Tape the business reply envelope to a brick? The USPS won’t deliver it.

    Send it back empty? If the USPS notices it’s empty, they won’t deliver it.

    Put a PCH flyer in it? They get to pay the return postage. At least $.49 they won’t have to devote to further undermining the Constitution.