One Last “Dave Burris Is An Asswipe Post”

Filed in National by on January 29, 2009

Here is the thing, Dave says would still vote for Bush and blah blah blah and it is so boring and stupid so there is nothing left to do but start calling him a fat asswipe.

But even that gets boring because he is so proudly wrong about everything and brings nothing but lame america-hating GOP talking points that are so tiring and boring. And after 8 years of being so pissed off at all that smug a-hole Burris stands for I’m thinking, “how am I going to stop cussing with this non-stop around the clock stupidity” so Dave is done here.

Predictably, he posts “I Own Jason Scott…I own him. He will forever be known as my footstool — My comments no longer are accepted at Delaware Liberal.”

Fine. Whatever big guy. But that changes nothing. He has still been wrong about everything for 8 years and simply doesn’t give a fuck – so I really hope his venture fails because Dave Buris is everything that is wrong with the country right now.

And the good part is that I know he will fail becuase he is a asswipe but also a big fat quitter who quit everything he ever tried from being in college to being in business to being a county party chair.

That’s it. Done. Time to more away from Dave’s negativity and on to some positive change for this state and this country.

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  1. FSP says:

    “And the good part is that I know he will fail becuase he is a asswipe but also a big fat quitter who quit everything he ever tried from being in college to being in business to being a county party chair.”

    Unfortunately, for the rest of us who don’t get Daddy’s business handed to them, you have to keep pushing until you find what works. And I’m happy to do so.

    And you can only ban me if I let you.

  2. liberalgeek says:

    You two are so cute when you fight.

    Can you both work to get over yourselves? Thanks.

  3. jason330 says:

    Just quit now. You know you are going to.

  4. jason330 says:

    Geek,

    I think he is just running around trying to gin up listeners for his “radio” station.

  5. FSP says:

    I find quite interesting the fact that you’ve done so much research on me. You’re not exactly accurate, but you’ve clearly asked around. Kind of freaky.

  6. pandora says:

    Jason, please reconsider banning Dave. Remember… talking with your enemy is not appeasement.

  7. liberalgeek says:

    sigh. I wonder if I can ban both of you…

  8. jason330 says:

    Don’t flatter yourself. Is not exactly a secret that you are a loser.

  9. jason330 says:

    Pandora,

    Banning, not banning. I don’t care. I just wanted a night off from his inane bullshit.

  10. pandora says:

    Perhaps both of you should step slowly away from your computers…

  11. FSP says:

    “I just wanted a night off from his inane bullshit.”

    And yet you wrote a post entitled “One Last “Dave Burris Is An Asswipe Post”

    Some night off.

  12. liberalgeek says:

    and take some “mood enhancers”

  13. liberalgeek says:

    See, I thought that maybe they had just stopped, but it turns out that they are just back at it over at DelawarePolitics…

    Where is my goddamn BAN gun?

  14. nemski says:

    Why’d you go over to Delaware Politics? Everytime I go over there, I need to disinfect my keyboard. 😉

  15. John Feroce says:

    Maybe you can get Obama to write Dave a letter.

  16. Miscreant says:

    … or maybe a fictitious meeting with Castle.

  17. nemski says:

    Thanks for chiming boys. But it’s late, so good night to y’all. And good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

  18. anon2700 says:

    Geez, somebody get a grip on Jason.

  19. Rebecca says:

    nemski,

    Quoting Jimmy Durante — amazing!

  20. Unstable Isotope says:

    Is this really the last post? Sometimes giving up an addiction is more difficult than you think.

  21. jason330 says:

    I’m not so addicted to this kind of battle as I am resigned to it.

    That’s why I got so pissed off in November. I stupidly thought that we’d all be able to get out of the trenches for a little while and be Americans for a change, but that was BS hippie thinking.

    With guys like Burris and it is all combat all the time and I just have to accept that.

  22. anon says:

    Republicans are like Monty Python’s Black Knight. Just accept your victory and keep moving forward.

  23. Dorian Gray says:

    I think I made my feeling re: douche bag Dave quite clear yesterday. I’d shit on his grave with great pleasure.

    And why I actually like the other ‘contrarian’ commenters. Credit were due; Feroce’s comment (#14) is funny.

  24. one last?

    for the day maybe, don’t back yourself into a corner. There will be plenty of material out there

  25. RSmitty says:

    Perhaps both of you should step slowly away from your computers…

    IMPOSSIBLE!

  26. Yes, Dave Burris is what is wrong with the Delaware Reoublican Party, at least what is left of it.

    Burris is a windbag who has never produced anything of value.

    The sooner losers like him go away the better. I can only hope John Atkins is laughing at old fat Burris every day he goes to Leg hall.

    Dave should slowly step away from cheeseburgers and Bon Bons.