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  1. TPN

    I’m kind of surprised the “least ticketed” car wasn’t the Ford Crown Victoria…

  2. FSP

    “you do realize no one clicks links around here?”

    that’s because people only come here for the fights and the absurdity.

  3. Guys at one of my project sites are scheming to do a Bacon Explosion one day for lunch. Waiting, of course, for warmer weather.

  4. I am totally making a bacon explosion for the superbowl. Awesome.

  5. jason330

    I liked that bacon thing. (…not Burris, the bacon thing in the link.)

  6. Awesome indeed, but make sure to tell your guests that this meal is strictly Bring Your Own Stent.

  7. Unstable Isotope

    5000 calories and 500 grams of fat in that thing.

  8. anonone

    Mike Matthews might start gnawing on his monitor if he clicks on the bacon explosion.

    His last cooking blog post actually looked pretty good. The one before looked like a hospital scene from the Gaza Strip.

  9. Hummer H2/H3 is number 1!

    HA! The people who buy those cars drive like idots. Shocking!

  10. “you do realize no one clicks links around here?”

    that’s because people only come here for the fights and the absurdity.

    We could read them the news in the morning, but someone has that covered already

  11. meatball

    Bacon explosion? Its a friggin meatloaf wrapped in bacon. Who hasn’t made that before? The popularity of it says alot about the state of American ingenuity I guess if it doesn’t come in a box that you can stick in the microwave, it must be novel.

    Kudos to Mike Matthews for learning how to cook. But, do you really need a recipe for the chicken thingy dude?

  12. Meatball, that’s no meatloaf, that is sausage. MMMmm. and bacon! 😉

  13. Truth Teller

    Paris “NOT STUPID” How stupid do you have to be to let some asshole tape you during sex????

  14. G Rex

    Mmm, bacon explosion! I’ll have to try that one after I do the maple-mustard (and bacon-wrapped) pork loin roast recipe in this month’s Rachael Ray mag.

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