21 Comments

  1. Von Cracker
    March 12, 2009,

    It’s well-known that Kryton was a pinko, commie planet.

  2. a. price
    March 12, 2009,

    you mean KryPton?

  4. a. price
    March 12, 2009,

    no. I am sick, SICK of these ignorant people who don’t give the homeland of our second greatest super hero the respekt it is due.

  5. a. price
    March 12, 2009,

    and it has been a sort of slow day for the gun loving right wing terrorists posting. my rage has to go somewhere, so i too it out on VC. apologies bro you know how it is

  6. Delaware Dem
    March 12, 2009,

    Superman was/is a Democrat? Wow. I suppose Lex Luthor is a Republican, even though he needs a bailout.

  7. Delaware Dem
    March 12, 2009,

    Indeed, as I think about this more….

    What does Superman do?

    Help people in distress.

    If Superman were a Republican he would simply stay up on the “Daily Planet” tower and tell the people to help themselves.

  8. Miscreant
    March 12, 2009,

    He always seemed to be rather selective of those he helped.

  9. a. price
    March 12, 2009,

    well, superman WAS gay. how else do you explain his costume? so given that, he HAD to be a dem, or a liberal at the very least. Unless he was one of those closeted self haters like ted Haggard, or Prota…… naw to easy to insulting to actual gays

  10. edisonkitty
    March 12, 2009,

    With all apologies to Arlo Guthrie……….
    “Superman wears a red cape; he’s a communist”.

  11. anon
    March 12, 2009,

    We of the spelling and grammar posse simply have extremely well-developed comma sense. [cue rimshot]

    To that end… “Superman is a Pro-America”…. I mean, c’mon… a “Pro-America” what? A pro-America man? A pro-America dude in tights? A pro-America kitty cat? A noun, a noun, my kingdom for a noun…

  12. pandora
    March 12, 2009,

    I am now terrified of putting up another post!

    (Besides, Nemski has an excuse. The other DL contributors weren’t pulling their weight! Sorry, Nemski.)

  13. Dana
    March 12, 2009,

    As nearly as I can tell, Kal-El was an illegal immigrant.

  14. anon
    March 12, 2009,

    We are watching, pandora! Bwa-ha-hahahaa….

  15. a. price
    March 12, 2009,

    and lou dobbs would have sent his leper ass back home even in the face of a doomsday comet

  16. liz
    March 12, 2009,

    Since the days the american settlers came to cause a holocaust you mean!
    Since the settlers slaughtered the hands of those that fed them and kept them from starving you mean, before they started stealing their land and calling those whose and they stole, savages you mean!

    America has some real heros, must we invent the fantasy ones.

  17. Unstable Isotope
    March 12, 2009,

    You’re right Dana. Superman is taking our jobs! In fact, I’ll bet you can put 20 people to work with what Superman does.

  18. Miscreant
    March 12, 2009,

    “America has some real heros, must we invent the fantasy ones.”

    Invent one? We just elected one.

  19. a. price
    March 12, 2009,

    Dana makes a good point. Immigrants will save America.

  21. Von Cracker
    March 12, 2009,

    Yes..ur..krypton. :-p

    I got a sticky ‘P’!

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