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  1. anonone

    strap it on

  2. Unstable Isotope

    Does it smell like bacon or taste like bacon? If not, I’m not interested.

  3. Many, many years ago, on the old Gong Show, there was an absolutely great act. This guy came out and did his imitation of a piece of bacon. He lay down for a minute, they he flicked a hand, then a knee, then picked up the pace, finally curling on his side in a fetal position, and it was just like a piece of bacon frying in the pan. My description doesn’t do it justice; it was hilarious.

    And, the injustice of it all, he got gonged.

  4. a. price

    damn you LG!!! I saw this post, than went to class, the WHOLE TIME thinking of a witty response. I came up with “now every time is bacon time” and you went ahead and said what you said, there by making my response seem unoriginal.
    I shall never forgive you LG.. you have moved into the ranks of Liz, and Protack, and Palin in my book. *closes shade*

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