23 Comments

  1. Kilroy
    April 9, 2009,

    When you forget where you left your spouse!

  2. Kilroy
    April 9, 2009,

    This only applies to Liberals! When you forget to wipe your ass!

  3. Kilroy
    April 9, 2009,

    This only applies to conservatives! When you wipe your ass before you shit!

  5. Delaware Dem
    April 9, 2009,

    ….when you hear your favorite song in high school converted to Muzak in the elevator, or if it is now considered “Classic Rock” on 102.9.

  7. Mark H
    April 9, 2009,

    When you realize you’re almost as old as the current president

  8. R Smitty
    April 9, 2009,

    When farts have lumps (of course, that’s any over-drinking night…maybe).

  9. jason330
    April 9, 2009,

    When you work with people who were not born when you graduated from HS.

    Also – when you don’t know any of the songs or singers nominated for Grammy awards.

  10. Donsquishydishimaharishi
    April 9, 2009,

    Smitty,

    have you seen “The Bucket List”

    Never trust a fart
    Never pass up a bathroom
    and never take a boner for granted

  11. cassandra_m
    April 9, 2009,

    …when bands that you loved play in Atlantic City.

    …when you no longer give a damn about answering questions about being old.

  12. Unstable Isotope
    April 9, 2009,

    …when the hot new actor/actress just looks like a baby to you.

    …when the clothes you wore in high school come back into fashion.

    …when you think that pants with elastic waistbands are just darn comfortable.

  13. pandora
    April 9, 2009,

    … when you go to bed before your kids, and

    … when you wake up before them!

  15. R Smitty
    April 9, 2009,

    Overheard at Jason’s house:
    When your ass has more hair than your back which has more than your head.

    When you finish building your deck.

  16. a. price
    April 9, 2009,

    you say “damn teenagers” and aren’t intentionally being ironic

  17. Joanne Christian
    April 9, 2009,

    When Readers’ Digest makes that anthology of songs from your era, and Reo Speedwagon hosts the infomercial on it.

    When you know absolutely no one in PEOPLE magazine

  18. a. price
    April 9, 2009,

    the teenagers you work with think if they whisper to each other about getting baked in the back room, you wont hear them…. and you find out most of the time they have been right.

  19. anon
    April 9, 2009,

    When the President is younger than you.

  20. Unstable Isotope
    April 9, 2009,

    LOL Joanne. I definitely relate to the People magazine problem.

  21. edisonkitty
    April 9, 2009,

    When you have to explain to your entire staff what the Cold War was, and they look at you like they think you’re just making it up.

  23. Truth Teller
    April 10, 2009,

    When you get discounts at resturants and the don’t ask for proof of age

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