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You know you are getting old when

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  1. Kilroy says:
    April 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    When you forget where you left your spouse!

  2. Kilroy says:
    April 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    This only applies to Liberals! When you forget to wipe your ass!

  3. Kilroy says:
    April 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    This only applies to conservatives! When you wipe your ass before you shit!

  4. Delaware Dem says:
    April 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Why would you wipe before? Those whacky conservatives.

  5. Delaware Dem says:
    April 9, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    ….when you hear your favorite song in high school converted to Muzak in the elevator, or if it is now considered “Classic Rock” on 102.9.

  6. John Tobin says:
    April 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    what was the question again?

  7. Mark H says:
    April 9, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    When you realize you’re almost as old as the current president

  8. R Smitty says:
    April 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    When farts have lumps (of course, that’s any over-drinking night…maybe).

  9. jason330 says:
    April 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    When you work with people who were not born when you graduated from HS.

    Also – when you don’t know any of the songs or singers nominated for Grammy awards.

  10. Donsquishydishimaharishi says:
    April 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Smitty,

    have you seen “The Bucket List”

    Never trust a fart
    Never pass up a bathroom
    and never take a boner for granted

  11. cassandra_m says:
    April 9, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    …when bands that you loved play in Atlantic City.

    …when you no longer give a damn about answering questions about being old.

  12. Unstable Isotope says:
    April 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    …when the hot new actor/actress just looks like a baby to you.

    …when the clothes you wore in high school come back into fashion.

    …when you think that pants with elastic waistbands are just darn comfortable.

  13. pandora says:
    April 9, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    … when you go to bed before your kids, and

    … when you wake up before them!

  14. R Smitty says:
    April 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    DV…
    check
    check
    and CHECK!!!

  15. R Smitty says:
    April 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Overheard at Jason’s house:
    When your ass has more hair than your back which has more than your head.

    When you finish building your deck.

  16. a. price says:
    April 9, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    you say “damn teenagers” and aren’t intentionally being ironic

  17. Joanne Christian says:
    April 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    When Readers’ Digest makes that anthology of songs from your era, and Reo Speedwagon hosts the infomercial on it.

    When you know absolutely no one in PEOPLE magazine

  18. a. price says:
    April 9, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    the teenagers you work with think if they whisper to each other about getting baked in the back room, you wont hear them…. and you find out most of the time they have been right.

  19. anon says:
    April 9, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    When the President is younger than you.

  20. Unstable Isotope says:
    April 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    LOL Joanne. I definitely relate to the People magazine problem.

  21. edisonkitty says:
    April 9, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    When you have to explain to your entire staff what the Cold War was, and they look at you like they think you’re just making it up.

  22. Brian Shields says:
    April 9, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    when your music is no longer offensive.

  23. Truth Teller says:
    April 10, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    When you get discounts at resturants and the don’t ask for proof of age

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