Why Texas Should Secede

Filed in National by on April 24, 2009

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCLz7XQOIOQ[/youtube]

I think that says it all, don’t you?

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  1. pandora says:

    OMG that was funny!

  2. Dorian Gray says:

    Get… the fuck.. out! 🙂

  3. Dorian Gray says:

    Just sent it to a conservative college buddy of mine. A doctor in Plano, TX. HA!

  4. Von Cracker says:

    And you only get to smoke that crappy Mexican brick shit too!

  5. nemski says:

    We wouldn’t have to play the Cowboys any more!

  6. someone making fun of and pretending to be... Mike Prokack says:

    get. the. hell. out!

  7. pandora says:

    Nearly 50% of Texas Republicans like the idea. I’m ready to let them go… and I’ve changed my mind on the wall, too!

  8. a. price says:

    they can have Utah too

  9. jason330 says:

    http://www.delawareans4texassecession.com

    Be a founding member! (by setting up that web site. The link is not active)

  10. anon says:

    Read my lips – No More Texas.

  11. pandora says:

    Anon is so clever!

  12. xstryker says:

    Oklahoma makes Texas look like Vermont. I’d rather have Texas.

  13. ribeye says:

    Along that note, there’s a hilarious piece in Playboy.com arguing that America shouldn’t wait for them to secede and just boot out Texas because the two presidents from there are the biggest losers America ever had. Wonder what Texas’ readers of Playboy think? http://www.playboy.com/articles/free-texas/index.html

  14. MJ says:

    I was stationed in El Paso in 1985, the year of the Texas Sesquicentennial. When visitors would ask what that meant, Texans would reply – “Well, it’s the 150th anniversary of the Union joining Texas.”