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  3. Dorian Gray
    April 24, 2009,

    Get… the fuck.. out! 🙂

  4. Dorian Gray
    April 24, 2009,

    Just sent it to a conservative college buddy of mine. A doctor in Plano, TX. HA!

  5. Von Cracker
    April 24, 2009,

    And you only get to smoke that crappy Mexican brick shit too!

  6. nemski
    April 24, 2009,

    We wouldn’t have to play the Cowboys any more!

  7. someone making fun of and pretending to be... Mike Prokack
    April 24, 2009,

    get. the. hell. out!

  9. a. price
    April 24, 2009,

    they can have Utah too

  11. anon
    April 24, 2009,

    Read my lips – No More Texas.

  14. xstryker
    April 24, 2009,

    Oklahoma makes Texas look like Vermont. I’d rather have Texas.

  15. ribeye
    April 24, 2009,

    Along that note, there’s a hilarious piece in Playboy.com arguing that America shouldn’t wait for them to secede and just boot out Texas because the two presidents from there are the biggest losers America ever had. Wonder what Texas’ readers of Playboy think? http://www.playboy.com/articles/free-texas/index.html

  16. MJ
    April 24, 2009,

    I was stationed in El Paso in 1985, the year of the Texas Sesquicentennial. When visitors would ask what that meant, Texans would reply – “Well, it’s the 150th anniversary of the Union joining Texas.”

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