UPDATED: Drinking Liberally Special Announcement!!

Filed in National by on May 14, 2009

Who is up for a “Drinking Liberally?”

OKAY. Here is the deal. The next Drinking Liberally will be a very special Drinking Liberally fundraiser.

We will passing the hat in order to RAISE $1.5 Million in order to buy Tom Carper’s vote back from the banks!

That’s right. We want to RAISE $1.5 Million to BUY TOM CARPER’S VOTE BACK FROM THE BANKS by raising money at a bar.

It sounds crazy, it sounds undoable, but how do we know if we never try to RAISE $1.5 Million to BUY TOM CARPER’S VOTE BACK FROM THE BANKS?

So will you help us try to RAISE $1.5 Million to BUY TOM CARPER’S VOTE BACK FROM THE BANKS by giving a $5.00, $10.00 or $20.00?

If, for some reason, we fall short of our goal we would not want to insult TOM CARPER with LESS THAN $1.5 Million. SO the money will be going to toward airing this ad on WDEL:

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  1. pandora says:

    Count me in!

  2. anonone says:

    Right now?

  3. Jason Z says:

    You mean like Ted Kennedy?

  4. anonone says:

    Jason has already started without us, apparently.

  5. jason330 says:

    I think we’ll have to raise $1,500,020. Because this is a “highest bidder” type deal.

  6. Jason Z says:

    Conservatives always start without liberals, we can’t wait for you to get your training wheels on.

  7. anon says:

    The audio would work just fine on the radio, and get a lot more coverage for the money.

  8. jason330 says:

    Please keep in mind that the radio ad is “plan B.”

    Our preference is to buy Carper’s vote outright, since money talks and bullshit walks as far as he is concerned.

  9. anon says:

    These days it would be cheaper to buy a bank.

  10. jason330 says:

    Maybe, but I think the Banks have proven that buying a Tom Carper is pretty good investment.

  11. When and where?

    It certainly would be nice to get Tom Carper’s vote for the people of Delaware.

  12. nemski says:

    This is so disorganized, it is like a Tea Party.

  13. Good question, nemski. Will there be teabagging involved?

  14. jason330 says:

    What looks like disorganization to some is the essence of viral marketing.

    This is 2009 yo! Get with it old guy!

  15. anonone says:

    Long Island ice tea.

  16. nemski says:

    Okay then. I’m going to Jackson Inn to hoist a beer or two. Where are you going?

  17. RSmitty says:

    They will be going to either the Inns of Fairways or Canton.

  18. delacrat says:

    It’s not a democracy.

    It’s an AUCTION !!!!!!!

  19. cassandra_m says:

    Yo Jason330, Delacrat here just gave you your tag line!

  20. Joanne Christian says:

    So back to the original inquiry….anything soon? The calendar is out…..

  21. pandora says:

    I believe May 28th was mentioned…

  22. Joanne Christian says:

    NO NO NO NO–please go to June…getting beat up w/ end of the year school things…why not June 30th around Dover — or better yet June 29th?!!!

  23. pandora says:

    We can do June as well, JC.

  24. Joanne Christian says:

    YES YES YES–see Pandora, I’m a fast learner!!!

  25. pandora says:

    I never doubted it!

  26. Hopefully there will be more than one Drinking Liberally. We’ll have to make sure to have Tab on hand to attract some of our friends.

  27. Joanne Christian says:

    Oh please if you attract/pick me I’ll bring the TAB–and Coke Zero Cherry for cass, smitty,and…..Paul.