Deep GOP Governing Thought

Filed in National by on May 31, 2009

I know how I’d “fix” California if I was a Republican.

I’d cut taxes for the rich, make praying to Jesus compulsory in public schools and shoot an abortion doctor or two. That should do it.

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  1. Rhymes With Right says:
    June 1, 2009 at 12:05 am

    Couldn’t be any worse than what the current government of California has produced.

  2. anonone says:
    June 1, 2009 at 1:04 am

    I would teabag with Miss California.

  3. Brian Shields says:
    June 1, 2009 at 1:38 am

    You forgot chastity belts that only come off with keys that are only given out by priests when the marriage license is signed. That is extremely important to the economy, along with force fed blind patriotism.

  4. Unstable Isotope says:
    June 1, 2009 at 6:09 am

    Don’t forget the compulsory marriage upon high school graduation.

    California is in a huge mess. They really need Constitutional reform.

  5. Rebuild the Delaware GOP says:
    June 1, 2009 at 9:44 am

    California has spent too much, grown too much government and produced no value for the citizens of the state.

    Yes, a constitutional convention to change the methods and madness would he helpful.

    Mike Protack

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