Donovan McNabb Diagnosed w/ Mental Disorder?

Filed in National by on June 4, 2009

I have recently read heard that Eagles QB Donovan McNabb has been diagnosed with something called, “Adverse Outcome Affection Disorder” (AOAD).

Appearently people with this condition are so desperate for affection that they don’t regard affection that flows to them when they do what they are supposed to do as legitimate. The only affection they regard as genuine is affection that flows to them when the do what they are not supposed to do.

This was an arms legnth diagnosis, so McNabb was not a patient or anything, but it adds up to me. McNabb seems to regard Reid as a kind of father figure, so he is constantly testing Reid to see if he really loves him by screwing up and not playing up to his potential.

I don’t recall where I read heard it so I don’t know if this is a serious condition, but like I said, it makes sense if you know anything about the McNabb/Reid tenure in Philly.

Prediction: Eagles lose in the first round of the playoffs.

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  1. anonone says:

    McNabb has also has TARF (Throw At Receiver’s Feet Disorder).

    Are you gonna bet on that prediction?

  2. jason330 says:

    Short answer: No.

    Long answer: I don’t know if and when Limbaugh is going to call him overrate , so I don’t know when he is going to peak.

  3. Delaware Dem says:

    ???

    How does this post lead to your prediction?

    Donovan hater!

  4. rhubard says:

    The only hit for “Adverse Outcome Affection Disorder” I can find on Google is this post.

  5. jason330 says:

    That’s odd.

  6. McNabb takes a mediocre team to the playoffs every year and garners victories and has won the conference championship.

    He does not have the star run game to diversify the threat. He does not have a deep receivers pool. He does have an iron will and determination.

    Give him a break or get him another receiver in the mix who won’t drop his passes. If McNabb were on the Patriots, you would have almost as good of results as Brady.