Contest! Name the next politician to go ‘hiking the Appalachian Trail’

Filed in National by on July 1, 2009

Dan Casey at the Roanoke Times is running a contest.

h/t the Rude Pundit.

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:
    July 1, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Hmmmm….good one…

    Who is the next sanctimonious blowhard?

    I’ll guess John McCain.

  2. El Somnambulo says:
    July 1, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    ‘Bulo chooses Sen. Imhofe. To prove that Global Warming is a lib’rul hoax, he will dress in three layers of clothes for the trek.

    He’ll be found with an oil company lobbyist.

    Fully lubricated.

  3. pandora says:
    July 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Boehner – just for the tearful confession.

  4. liberalgeek says:
    July 1, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Lindsey Graham. I’ll leave it at that.

  5. jason330 says:
    July 1, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Peter LaBarbera, founder of Republicans For Family Values (RFFV).

    He is a Fess Conference waiting to happen.

  6. Tom S (not Tom S.) says:
    July 1, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Palin decided not to go when her daughters wanted to bring their boyfriends.

    Ruth Minner booked her trip then cancelled, when she found out that the Appalachian Trail was not in Europe.

    Mike Castle is waiting to see what everyone else in his party is doing.

    Bill Clinton was on his way, but Hillary turned him around when she heard he had interns helping with erecting his tent.

    BO heard there was no smoking, so he decided not to go.

    Ted Kennedy tried, but he drove off a bridge on his way there.

    Joe Biden decided not to because the News Journal wouldn’t send a reporter along to do the next “Where’s Joe” article.

    Answer: Sanford, because he thought everyone would believe he was really going there this time.

  7. liberalgeek says:
    July 1, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Excellent Tom (not Tom)

  8. xstryker says:
    July 1, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    I’ll guess Sean Hannity. Limbaugh and O’Reilly have had their indiscretions, so Hannity’s overdue.

  9. anon says:
    July 1, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    I’ll guess John McCain.

    Doubt it… I think the surge is NOT working.

  10. Unstable Isotope says:
    July 1, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    LOL, anon, so when do we expect McCain to do Viagra commercials?

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