Archive for 2010
UPDATED: O’Donnell Pimps Mike Castle’s Back Room Deal w/ Joe Biden WTF’s Ensue
O’Donnell’s new angle of attack is to portray Castle as in bed with Joe Biden on a plan so full of political rube goldberg machinations that you have to read it for yourself.
Mike Castle Votes Against 9/11 First Responders
Mike Castle voted against a bill to help 9/11 first responders because Republicans had their feelings hurt. Also it probably costs money which means it could take away from tax cuts for the rich.
John Carney Carves A Niche For Himself
John Carney proposes action on Delaware’s water quality problem.
Dick Cheney Dying?
A month ago, I posted about Dick Cheney entering the hospital yet again for heart issues (i.e. he doesn’t have one). At the time, we were told this was routine and he would be going home shortly. Of course that was a lie. Ask yourselves if we have heard from the dark lord over the last month? The answer is no, we haven’t. The reason why is Dick Cheney never left the hospital.
The Stupidity of the Tea Bagger [Vol. 2,321]
So some Tea Baggers decided to go to Colonial Williamsburg to converse with the Founding Fathers.
No, seriously.
Boehner Got Slapped [Humiliations].
We all know that Republicans lie when they open their mouths in public. What I didn’t know is that they actually believe their lies. Which of course means that Republicans are pathological liars. But I guess we knew that too. But here is a little story that proves it.
Brotherly Love
Republican teabagger Eric Bodenweiser is running for the Republican nomination in the 19th Senate District, against incumbent Senator Joe Booth. His estranged brother, Paul Bodenweiser, has something to say about that, and he has an embarrassing picture to pass along.
Kowalko Addresses Toxic Chemical Reform
If you didn’t get a chance to read the Jeff Montgomery articles on tainted groundwater, put down that glass of water and read it now. Seriously, put down the water. You come away from that series feeling like a passenger that has no knowledge of boats, but just found out that your ship is sinking […]
No one is safe. [Land Sharks]
![No one is safe. [Land Sharks]](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4092/4846048183_e3316fb4b6_z.jpg "No one is safe. [Land Sharks]")
This is clearly an invasion. The sharks seek nothing less than total domination of both the oceans and the land. We must stop them. Therefore, President Obama has called on all teabaggers to gather at the nearest port and take to the sea to defeat these ancient enemies on their ground so that we don’t have to fight them here.
The Weekly Addresses
President Obama touts the success of the auto bailout (yes, it did work, GM has repaid its loan) and continues after the horrid nest of snakes that comprises the modern day Republican Party for their obstruction. Governor Markell, for his part, keeps it light this week by discussing the Delaware State Fair in Harrington.
Matlock!
I am now convinced that everything you need to know about life (and politics) can be found in a Simpsons episode. I have been searching the internets all morning for a clip of this scene from the Simpsons where Mayor Quimby names a new expressway in Springfield after Matlock to appease senior citizens in the community. Well, with some polls showing that the lies of that Queen of Jerry Springerian White Trash, Sarah Palin, about death panels and Medicare cuts, had taken hold in a large segment of our seniors, to whom did President Obama turn?
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