The life of a celebitician is really tough. Last night Christine O’Donnell tweeted this:
The facebook comments about Dancing w The Stars list great pros and cons. Thank you for your input. Still undecided. Book comes first.
Be honest – would you read her book or watch her on DWTS? I’ll make a confession – I’m desperate to read her book.
I don’t undeerstand the issue. Is the person writing the book gonna dance too?
She’ll do better on DWTS than she would hosting a travelogue on Delaware.
“Dancing With The Scars” From being fired at ISI to losing to a bearded Marxist, a vapid woman’s struggle to comprehend constitutional meaning while discerning whose money can be spent and how; A true conservative dilemma.
Hey! I found an advance release of her new book HERE
If her agents can work out a deal, she will be on Dancing With The Stars. We all know this. The book excuse is hooey.
She’s not writing the book. We all know that. I’m sure she can call her ghostwriter for sessions from LA dance studios as easily as from NJ or wherever she actually lives. Snooki did it while taping Jersey Shore. She can too.
Seriously though: Dancing with the stars ohpleaseohpleaseohplease. Hopefully that’ll be ridiculous enough for R primary voters that we won’t have to deal with her facing against Carper in a couple years.
She’ll have to lose some weight in the caboose first.
Maybe a short detour to “Biggest Losers.”
Um, why can’t she do both?
How about Sesame Street: “This episode brought to you by the letters I, M, U. ”
Or a guest spot as a prosecutor on Law And Order: “You’re telling me that’s in the Constitution?”
Or a remake of Bewitched as a single woman, trying to get through her political career without using magic, and with comic tension provided in each episode by the arrival of her evil older sister Sarah, and the disembodied head of Ronald Reagan.
The Amazing Race! COD versus mice with human brains. She could team up with Pinkie, the intellectual of the duo.
A ‘Pinky & the Brain’ reference always welcome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs
And for those of you watching in German:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPqFNQCXF9Y&feature=related
better than this: How about Sesame Street: “This episode brought to you by the letters I, M, U. ”
this:
“This episode brought to you by the letters, I, O, U “
Aoine, you must remember you’re talking about a non-qual who would defund PBS. The appropriate letters would be R.I.P.
@Joe – dead straight on!! maybe she will fall off her broom:
mid-flight
I’m going to say she should go on DWTS, but only if her first dance is to the “songify” version of “I’m not a witch” on YouTube. That said, the main condition for her appearance would be that when she is eliminated from the show, it means she’s thrown out of Delaware too!!! (I know she doesn’t really live here…it would just mean she can’t come here .) If we can get that condition locked down, I’ll personally start the call-in campaign for every other contestant on the show!
No invite to Extreme Home Makeover? Or “Flip this House”?
That might involve owning a house.
The circus just keeps on going! The funniest part is she is the only superstar the Delaware GOP has at the moment.
That’s true. Who is going to be the face of the DE GOP? Lee? Simpson? Wagner? Give me a break. She is the leader of the band now.
When is the last time a political party was in such disarray in a particular state? The Delaware GOP almost certainly is the weakest of any state chapter of the two major parties right now and one would probably have to go back quite a while to find a party that had reached this low a level. You may have to go all the way to the era of one-party rule in the South. The Delaware GOP is, for all intents purpose, a non-factor. They are irrelevant in the legislature and control only one statewide office, which arguably is the least important statewide office. The kicker? The party is in such bad shape that the good times should continue for the forseeable future. Their top stars are either relegated to retirement (Castle), a national joke (COD), or serving in a Democratic administration (Levin)!