Newtmentum!

Filed in National by on May 12, 2011

Newt Gingrich has announced for the umpteenth time that he’s running for president. Here’s his video announcement:

My quick thoughts:

– He looks tired
– His make-up is bad
– He actually talks about “winning the future.” He’s stealing Obama’s slogan? Why? Too busy to think of his own?
– He’s a tenther. Yay for the Articles of Confederation!

Check out his website. Let’s discuss Callista Gingrich’s hair. Does it scare you as much as it scares me?

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  1. Auntie Dem says:

    Like Palin and O’Donnell and others, this has nothing to do with seeking the office and everything to do with flim-flamming the right-wingers out of their money. Think of the Bakers and their PTL Club. Jim Baker eventually went to jail and that con became too risky. But the laws governing PACs leave this sort of thing wide open. The con is on.

  2. I’m amused that Gingrich is running on Clinton nostalgia, without mentioning Clinton’s name.

  3. jason330 says:

    The speech is odd, but the first add is a doozie.

    [Fade in on featureless black curtian. Fog machine fog from left to right across the screen.]

    Voice of Newt: HEAR ME GHOST OF RONALD REAGAN!! FROM THE SHADOWY NETHER-WORLD YOU WILL EMERGE AND DWELL IN MY BODY!!

    *thunderclap*

    Voice of Newt: I COMMAND YOU GHOST OF RONALD REAGAN!!!

    *Lightning Strike*

    (cut to Christine O’Donnell stirring a giant kettle with a canoe paddle- she looks up and winks at the camera)

    Announcer voice: Paid for by Newt for President

  4. socialistic ben says:

    his name is Newt Gingrich….. it sounds like a form of syphilitic gangrene you catch from amphibians…
    “i was down in the bayou without my pants and caught me a case of newt gingrich…..”

  5. Miscreant says:

    A distraction. Whatever relevance Gingrich had, he lost in the nineties.

  6. Dana Garrett says:

    He talks about Americans uniting to work together. I wonder if his frequent labeling of those he disagrees with as “socialist” is an example of people working together.

  7. Aoine says:

    along with his morals and hair-stylist……

  8. jason330 says:

    That’s a great point Dana. To be elected Republicans need to be seen as bridge builders by a majority of voters while being seen as bridge demolishers by the Republican base. Similarly, they need to be seen as sunny, optimists by voters while remaining angry pessimists to the GOP base.

  9. Dana Garrett says:

    Good insight, Jason. Since it appears that the GOP base is angling for a nutty presidential candidate in 2012, what the GOP nominee must say during the primaries to prevail will substantially differ with what she or he says during the general election. That will make it easy for Dems to point out the contradictions during the general election.

  10. anon says:

    Similarly, they need to be seen as sunny, optimists by voters while remaining angry pessimists to the GOP base.

    It takes a Reagan to pull that off. I suggest they look to Hollywood and try to find a wingnut with some acting experience playing decent people. I recently learned Kevin Sorbo is a wingnut. That might work.

  11. Aoine says:

    @anon – I hear Charlie Sheen is available, and supports their views.

    cant get worse than Trump – Sheen can at least act and seeing as Newt has a “morals issue” Sheen should fit right in.

  12. Von Cracker says:

    At least you’ll know what you get with da Newtster….in a time of national need, he’ll find a much younger, better-looking country and leave.