I tried to get on a jury but having a father in law enforcement and a sister in the health insurance industry kept me from even being asked to show up.
We didnt even get to my never ending suspicion of “the man”
I love jury duty.
I am such a natural actor I can hide my prejudices and foibles until the end where guilt or innocence is determined.
Then I just flip a coin,heads innocent/tails guilty.
While the boring testimony goes on I just daydream or check out the chicks in the courtroom.
And they PAY me and validate my parking!
I tried to get on a jury but having a father in law enforcement and a sister in the health insurance industry kept me from even being asked to show up.
We didnt even get to my never ending suspicion of “the man”
they boot me every time too – I suppose carrying a badge will do that to ya!
didnt mean they didnt still say – “well sit there, they might pick you for a civil trial”
well that dont happen either……LOL
so I get some good reading in
I love jury duty.
I am such a natural actor I can hide my prejudices and foibles until the end where guilt or innocence is determined.
Then I just flip a coin,heads innocent/tails guilty.
While the boring testimony goes on I just daydream or check out the chicks in the courtroom.
And they PAY me and validate my parking!
Not you too, Jason.
I’m a sucker for distraction. In fact, distraction and potato chips are my biggest weaknesses.
Now that that’s done, the media can move on to the national search for a missing blonde girl that comes up every August.
Or a serial killer.
Country’s falling apart and we get ‘bread and circuses’.
I completely agree.