These Amish religious extremist are rare in that you can’t blame fox news for their craziness.
The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department in Ohio has released the mugshots for three of the five Amish men arrested for allegedly breaking into the homes of other Amish men and cutting off their hair and beards.
I hope they know that the phrase ‘time to churn the butter’ has a completely different meaning in prison.
Wasn’t it just a home make-over?
They’re not “religious extremists”. They’re misfits that were booted by the Amish. Dunkards Gone Bad.
How do you do a gettaway from a home invasion in a horse and buggy? Do you take off the triangle reflector? And if the buggy didn’t have a license plate, how can the prosecutor identify the vehicle used in the commission of a crime? And if it was impounded, who has to feed the horse?
Misfit is just extremist by another name.
They were booted for being more pious than thou.
Watch it, Jason. Your beard is next…