DIY Post-Game/Pre-Game Show: Thurs., June 21, 2012
Been a tough couple of days. Unnecessary drama (with more than a touch of farce), next-to-no sleep, and a summer cold. Plus, I’ve got obligations and then work today.
So, I’m gonna give you the raw materials, you can write today’s Post-Game Wrap-Up/Pre-Game Show. Hey one of you could emerge as the next Lou Gehrig to my Wally Pipp. Which is likely the last baseball reference you’ll see here for a long time.
You also might want to scour the News-Journal should your report lack the requisite number of quotes from Greg Lavelle.
In other session news, a $100 fine will be levied on anyone who looks at geriatric veterans funny. The $100 is in addition to existing penalties for looking at regular veterans funny.
Ah. The first piece to our puzzle.
Veterans also will not be fined or lose driving privileges if they get caught graffiti(ing) a wall. Geriatric veterans will get paid to graffiti.
The D’s will continue to ruin the state clear and simple.
Geriatric veterans will receive a tax credit for driving 10 mph under the limit in the left hand lane.
Job creation rulz !