Don’t read The Colossus of Rhodey, not even by accident… that’s all I’m saying.

Filed in National by on November 21, 2013

I made the mistake of wandering over to see what kind thoughtful critique of the ACA Duffy and Hube might have mustered by now. Take it away Duf…

Too Good Not to Post

Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not work.

He maketh me to lie down and watch Oprah:

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my bling:

He leadeth me in the paths of idleness for Barracks name sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the sharing of the wealth, I will fear no workfare: For thou art funding me;

Thy lies and thy blade, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of people who actually produce;

Thou annointest my teeth with gold;

My pipe runneth over.

Surely rebates and Earned Income Credits shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the House of the Obama forever.

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  1. Dorian Gray says:

    The best bit is the “Too Good Not to Post” thing.

  2. Jason330 says:

    Yeah. He sure has a finely tuned ear for the comedy.

  3. Dorian Gray says:

    Maybe today they’ll post an old Al Jolsen minstrel number, blackface, the whole nine yards… please go check.

  4. Jason330 says:

    Not me bro. I’m getting too old for this shit, and other movie cliches.