Late Night Video — Why Dummies Shut Down Government
Put down any liquids before you hit Play here. This is the best news coverage of the shutdown ever. (2 mins, 22 secs)
(The interview) has already produced a goddamn orgy of quotes from him claiming to having secret gay friends to repudiating his own moderations. So here’s my favorite part where in the year 2013, a man who holds one of the most powerful and influential posts in our government talks about what he thinks The Devil is up to these days instead of possessing people and pigs like he used to in real life.
Conclusion The judgment of the Superior Court is affirmed.
We hold that the term “conservator of the peace” in the 1776 Delaware Constitution and each successive Delaware Constitution has always been used only to describe a changing variety of public officials. That generic collective description has never defined the powers of any specifically named constitutional office holder. The Sheriff’s argument to the contrary is without merit.In other words: Stop trying to be a cop and do the job you were hired to do you idiot.
"I think, personally, it would bring stability to the world markets."Morons. These traitors are literally morons. And for the record, the world's markets disagree violently with that assessment from the Teabagger.