Time to Face Facts: Joe Biden Is an Irredeemable Dick

Filed in National by on August 3, 2019

In January 2018, Joe Biden had a message for millennials. Asked about the plight of young adults facing expensive housing and huge student debt, Mr. Cuddles said, “I have no empathy for it. Give me a break.”

And he’s still at it. Saturday, at an AFSCME conference on public service sponsored by HuffPo, he was asked about that. Biden began talking about his personal experience growing up with “very modest means” and how he felt upon learning about a study that found few young people today would consider running for political office.

“We have an obligation to get engaged,” he said. “You all have an obligation to get engaged. Don’t tell me how bad it is. Change it. Change it. Change it. My generation did it.”

It’s worth noting here that yes, his generation did change it, but with no help from Joe “No Forced Busing” Biden, who did everything he could in office to stave off those changes. Maybe he could give millennials gig-economy budget tips — say, by stiffing service people on bills and charging rent to Secret Service agents.

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  1. Jason330 says:

    His BabyBoomer life was gentle, and the elements so mixed in him that Nature might stand up. And say to all the world, ‘This is a dick!’

  2. Brock Landers says:

    Isn’t Joe a member of the Silent Generation?

  3. El Somnambulo says:

    To those who say that Biden provides the best chance to beat Trump, can you picture these two septuagenarians swapping malaprops in debates? Does anybody think that Biden is best positioned to drive out the anti-Trump vote?

    If they do, they’re stone-cold idiots.

  4. Dana says:

    Given that Mr Biden was graduated from tony Archmere Academy, I’m not certain that he can really say he grew up in “very modest means.”

    • jason330 says:

      Dumbass, Back then you just had to belong to a nearby parish and have good recommendations you stupid fuck. Jesus Christ, you are dumb. Also, Fuck you for making me defend Biden.

  5. Dana says:

    When you referred to him as “Joe ‘No Forced Busing’ Biden,” wasn’t he reflecting the majority opinion among those he represented? It’s not like it was personal for him, given that his kids all went to parochial schools.

    • Alby says:

      Hard to say. Nobody commissioned a poll, as it was a court order, and the newspaper essentially refused to cover opposition. Not all the state’s white politicians were so eager to court that opposition.