Dear Uncle Wingnut,

Filed in National by on September 26, 2019

Dear Uncle Wingnut,

I’m going to ask you a question, and I need you to keep an open mind and let me get the whole question out before you start replying. Okay?

Okay. Imagine a President got elected who wasn’t a Republican or Democrat. Let’s say his name is Kevin, and President Kevin has NO connection to anyone or anything that happened before he was elected. He is totally new on the scene. No political affiliations whatsoever.

Imagine that President Kevin is coming up for re-election and it was discovered that President Kevin withheld aid to a country and pressured that country to investigate his political rivals sex life. Let’s say his rival’s name is Larry.

Because it is illegal to try and get value from a foreign government, and because the “opposition research” into Larry’s sex life is a thing of value, we would agree that President Kevin broke the law, right?

But beyond that, we agree that having other countries involved in our elections and taking part in trying to damage candidates is wrong, right?

Okay. Finally…and thank you for not interrupting…Imagine that President Kevin was a Democrat all along and Larry was a Republican. We would agree that President Kevin broke the law, and should be removed from office, right?

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  1. Kevin Ohlandt says:

    Why did you have to use Kevin as the name? LOL

  2. Not a Socialist Dem says:

    Time to nail Hunter like he did Beau’s wife.

  3. Dana says:

    Inasmuch as I’m absotively, posilutely certain that Mr 330 meant me as “Uncle Wingnut,” I’ll answer it simply: the election is 13 months and six days away, and any impeachment effort is going to take more than half of that. The opposition party to the President will get nothing else accomplished, and there’s a very good chance that the President will not be removed by the Senate in an impeachment trial.

    The Republicans believed that they had President Clinton dead to rights: he lied to the FBI, and they had the evidence. But the President’s party supported him, and were not going to remove the President, even though he lied to the FBI, because they believed, among other things, that the lie was about a question that should never have been asked in the first place.

    The Republicans should be glad that President Clinton wasn’t removed; do you think that President Gore might have gotten a thousand more votes in Florida than Vice President Gore received? 🙂

    President Trump enjoys the support of between 85 and 90% of Republicans; with numbers like that, where do you believe you will find 20 Republican senators to remove Mr Trump from office?

    The fate of President Trump will be decided on November 3, 2020, and no other day.

    • Alby says:

      “The fate of President Trump will be decided on November 3, 2020, and no other day.”

      Only fools and assholes make pronouncements like that. Which are you?

    • Jim C says:

      Oh, how stupid** you are! The House will not be able to get anything passed into law without a Senate that doesn’t want to piss off the Orange Monster for fear of their own political lives, and, the people that pay for them to do so.
      The best way to use their remaining time is to continually remind people of the lies and his criminality and make the RepubliCONS try to defend it.
      Sadly, there are still folks like you who are just concerned with, “her emails”.

      • John Kowalko says:

        No, how ***stupid you are. The House will not get anything done with those imbecilic Republican morons led by Maggot Mitch. That’s a goddamn fact and will be a goddamned fact whether the Orange Idiot is in office or not. The best way for any truly patriotic American “elected” to use their remaining time is to fight this lying, racist scourge upon humanity with every breath in their bodies. They owe the American people and Democracy that much. America’s future is at risk every moment that lying, truth denying and hate-filled sociopath occupies the Oval Office. Impeach him now, impeach him tomorrow and if that fails to remove him then the voters are responsible for putting out the garbage in November 2020. But make no mistake about it the likes of Dana will try to convince you to not use Lysol and bleach to scrub away the stench of this president??? as long as they can buy more time for evildoers like Rudy the G(argoyle), Pompous Pompeo, Barr(none), Miller(time/slime) and Vlad Pukin to rally his base of sickos and fix another election. Times up. The expiration date on the “Orange juice” has passed long ago.
        Representative John Kowalko

        • Stat says:

          How does this idiot get elected.

          • John Kowalko says:

            Because in the last 7 elections over 70% of the voters in the 25th District have not been “idiots” such as you. How did that “idiot” (Orange Peel) you love get elected? Oh! I know, I know, with 3 million less votes/idiots than his opponent.
            Representative John Kowalko

  4. Jason330 says:

    I didn’t ask any of that. I asked if you thought what “President Kevin” (secret Democrat) did was wrong. Can you even read? Or is everything a Pavlovian stimulus/response deal with you?