Honestly… What the fuck, Chris?

Filed in National by on October 28, 2019

Seriously. What’s up with this, Senator? What’s your game? You can’t get any further up Joe Scarborough’s ass than you already are. You can’t further impress the Notre Dame law school panel’s with your even-handedness. You are at the very top of the pile of media ass-kissers. Your disapointed school marm act isn’t getting you any higher on the list of Democrats that make everyone feel slightly queasy. You are numero uno! You’ve locked it up. Relax. Take your foot off the gas. Enjoy the view of Scarborough’s rectal polyps. Mika is going to start looking at you funny if you keep this shit up.

Washington (CNN) Democratic Sen. Chris Coons on Monday shunned chants of “lock him up” aimed at President Donald Trump by the crowd at World Series Game 5. “I have a hard time with the idea of a crowd on a globally televised sporting event chanting ‘lock him up’ about our President. I frankly think the office of the President deserves respect, even when the actions of our President at times don’t,” Coons told CNN’s John Berman on “New Day.”

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  1. Valentine says:

    OMG. Too funny! And absolutely right.

  2. jason330 says:

    Just off the top of my head, here are a couple some things Coons could have said:

    – It’s a free country.
    – It isn’t my style, but people have some very legitimate reasons to boo the President.
    – They have a point. It is well documented that his crimes have been conducted in the open.
    – You know…Boo or don’t boo, but remember to vote.
    – Personally I’m not much for chanting, but I will say that Trump can suck my ginger balls.

    I’m not even a smart DC insider and I could churn these out all day.

  3. mediawatch says:

    Or, Jeezus H. Christ, Mr. President. When you score free tickets to a fricking World Series game, how about taking your 13-year-old son? Haven’t you got the balls to tell that sycophant Lindsey Graham to buy his own goddam ticket?

  4. RE Vanella says:

    https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1188827078080126976

    “The energized electorate who hates our opponent should settle down for this election year.” — democrats

  5. John Kowalko says:

    Senator Coons,
    Your comments regarding the chants of “lock him up” directed at Donald Trump during the recent World Series game in Washington D.C. suggest a contempt for the idealism of American people and your fellow Democrats.
    You remarked that “It reminds me of things that happen in countries where rule of law is unknown or unestablished,” “Whipping up public furor on both sides, I don’t think is constructive or helpful.”
    I find it “disturbing” and “offensive” that you would try to deflect the reality of the situation (ala Trump’s and his enablers) by couching this well-earned chant as disrespect for the office of the presidency. I find it hard to imagine that you truly believe a bipartisan crowd of Americans at a baseball game, vocally objecting to an individual like this president and urging justice for his actions (that are beyond contemptible) is disrespectful or demeaning to the office of President. In fact, I find your continued efforts to excuse this president’s supporters and enablers failures to chastise or criticize his abhorrent behavior inexcusable. Your efforts to negotiate compromise and/or bipartisanship with this administration and its criminal enablers leads me to believe that you are rapidly approaching a full and total abdication of Democrat ideals and what they stand for. Rather than apologizing for the justified verbalization of contempt emanating from that crowd I would suggest you apologize to those Democratic idealists who you choose to represent.
    State Representative John Kowalko

  6. Jason330 says:

    Coons would like the powerless to kindly shut up and accept our powerlessness.

  7. connie says:

    Yes, Jason. I absolutely believe that is true. Furthermore, I absolutely believe that Coons has no idea how we live, what we struggle with, what our worries are. And he’s trying so hard to move up some bipartisan ladder that he has completely forsaken the needs of the people.

    • jason330 says:

      Agreed. And when you read his complete remarks the fullness of his aloof disdain is revealed. He imagines that all of Delaware, all of America, lives his life of privilege and should be held to the rules of decorum that elites use to tolerate each other.

  8. Bane says:

    Townsend for Senate

  9. Jim C says:

    I called the DC office and added my two cents: we can’t respect the “office” of the Presidency after tRump has shit on the office for the last three years. If Coons thinks there are republiCons that are still honest people, he is a fool who deserves to be labelled a tRump COLLABORATOR!

    • jason330 says:

      Yup. The idea that this chant at “a globally televised sporting event” makes us look bad in the eyes of the world is totally ab-fucking-surd.

      It is just empty-headed centrist word salad at this point for Coons. I mean he is it possible that he is so aloof and out of touch that he hasn’t picked up on how bad Trump males America look to the rest of the world?! Are you shitting me?

      • Alby says:

        It was televised from 1 a.m. to 5 a.m. in France. So yeah, technically it’s globally televised. It’s just not globally watched.

  10. jason330 says:

    Congrats Chris, You are now the official poster boy for cluessless Democratic Party dipshits:

    Contrary to Coons’ remarks, the crowd wasn’t reacting to the abstract office of the president, but a flesh-and-blood man who’s been accused of multiple crimes.

  11. Peter Stanley Zeftel says:

    Bring back Kerry Evans! Primary his ass!