Trump Losing Streak Continues As He Jinxes the Crimson Tide

Filed in National by on November 9, 2019

The stench of losing hangs heavy on the head that wears the combover. Donald Trump finally found a sports crowd that wouldn’t boo him, but his attendance at Alabama’s football showdown with LSU in Tuscaloosa turned out to be a mixed blessing for the well-heeled but slack-jawed spectators. They got to witness the Crimson Tide’s 46-41 loss, their first against LSU since 2011. It was ‘Bama’s first loss at home since 2015, so Trump helped break a 31-game winning streak.

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  1. Delawarelefty says:

    MAGAts deserve every thing they get.

  2. Jason330 says:

    Lmao

  3. El Somnambulo says:

    Trump blames Sen. Doug Jones in 3-2-1…

  4. bamboozer says:

    Slack Jaws Unite! You have nothing to lose but your F150 and bass boat!

  5. Alessandro says:

    Basically, this just sums up Trump- he takes a good thing, and ruins it, or at least makes it worse.