Trump Losing Streak Continues As He Jinxes the Crimson Tide

The stench of losing hangs heavy on the head that wears the combover. Donald Trump finally found a sports crowd that wouldn’t boo him, but his attendance at Alabama’s football showdown with LSU in Tuscaloosa turned out to be a mixed blessing for the well-heeled but slack-jawed spectators. They got to witness the Crimson Tide’s 46-41 loss, their first against LSU since 2011. It was ‘Bama’s first loss at home since 2015, so Trump helped break a 31-game winning streak.

5 Comments

  1. Delawarelefty

    MAGAts deserve every thing they get.

  2. El Somnambulo

    Trump blames Sen. Doug Jones in 3-2-1…

  3. bamboozer

    Slack Jaws Unite! You have nothing to lose but your F150 and bass boat!

  4. Basically, this just sums up Trump- he takes a good thing, and ruins it, or at least makes it worse.

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