Breaking: Bipartisan Accord Brokered by Senator Chris Coons Breaks Covid Relief Deadlock

Filed in National by on August 14, 2020

That’s a headline you will never ever fucking read. This the day when you start texting every Delawarean on your contact list to remind them to vote in the primary. (two per day for 32 days)

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. jason330 says:

    32 days until primary day. Speak to two more people today about Jess, text two more Delawareans. Feel free to use/adapt this for your circle of contacts:

    Hey! Were you guys planning to vote in the Dem primary on September 15th? I hope so. Let me know if you want my take on why Jess Scarane will make a great Senator. She is running to replace Chris Coons who has spent his time in Senate helping Trump appoint conservative judges. Coons is garbage.

  2. mediawatch says:

    Already voted.
    Absentee.
    Email.
    Go Jess.

  3. jason330 says:

    Yo – this works! I just got a response from someone who was leaning Scarane but was “worried about losing Coons’ seniority”. I noted that only 15 Dems have less seniority than Coons, and that he uses what little seniority he has to benefit big pharma.

    Net result of 2 minutes texting friends: Plus two Scarane voters.

  4. Andrew C says:

    I can’t vote and I have no friends. 🙁

  5. Joe Connor says:

    Jes has a killer video and amazing volunteer base, phone bankers that are beasts, solid GOTV and has done pretty good with grass roots fund raising. Coons is spending money like a drunken sailor clogging Mail boxes with multiple oversize pieces in different shapes and clogging email boxes as well. His open and read rate is low , he’s trying to flood the zone but it wont work. His message sucks, his record sucks and his idea of a good time is to write a joint letter of “Concern” with Susan Collins!
    Jes’ race and Markey Kennedy is all that’s left on the dance card and Wilmington is crawling with bored reporters looking for a story. This race is heating up just at the right time.
    Oh by the way send a few bucks:)

    https://secure.actblue.com/donate/jess-website?refcode=header