Coons Agrees with GOP That 1/6 Commission Should Investigate ANTIFA?

Filed in National, Satire by on May 20, 2021

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Chris Coons (D-Del.) stated that “in the interest of balance” he would pursue a bipartisan commission to investigate the 1/6 attack on the Capitol and investigate the ANTIFA riots which gripped Washington last Summer.

“I agree with the Minority Leader. We have an opportunity to join with our good friends in the Republican Party and address the looting instigated by ANTIFA and other radical leftists.”

Coons didn’t actually say any of that. He does favor a bipartisan commission though, and Spokesperson for the Super Secret Bipartisan Caucus, Susan Collins, said the commission must investigate all domestic terrorism – so it isn’t exactly outlandish to think that this sort of statement is possible.

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  1. bamboozer says:

    “Investigate all domestic terrorism”, is the Republican ploy of the moment, an attempt to blame a great many things on BLM and the mythical “Antifa”. As for Coons there is no fixing it, but we all knew that.