11 Comments

  1. jason330
    December 16, 2021,

    I like that you can set it to have James Earl Jones remind you to buy Trump NFTs on the half hour.

  2. La Somnambula
    December 16, 2022,

    If you need a clock to remind you to have faith with the voice of Darth Vader….definitely a match made in somewhere!

  3. pcs19810
    December 16, 2022,

    Kind of sounds like James Earl Jones doing The Raven on The Simpsons. Never more!

    • El Somnambulo
      December 16, 2022,

      Is it just me, or is everybody thinking Arby’s tonight?

      BTW, did you catch the subliminal Arby’s reference?:

      “And it came to pass, as He sat at MEAT with them…”

    • Andrew C
      December 16, 2022,

      It DOES sound like that!!

  4. ScarletWoman
    December 16, 2022,

    If it has a Certificate of Authenticity, you know it has to be good.

  5. puck
    December 16, 2022,

    If they have Jesus flopping on a cross like Billy Bass and saying parables every hour, I’m in.

  6. herb
    December 17, 2022,

    I think this item would become very annoying very quickly.

  7. Arthur
    December 17, 2022,

    Only a true Christian would be comforted hearing the same 12 quotes every day, 2x a day

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