Jason 330 Makes The Case Against Chris Coons As Only Jason 330 Could
Our Beloved Founder was on to the DINO from the Gore-Tex Dynasty before, well, pretty much anybody. Here are some of his greatest hits, ideally to be replayed during the upcoming campaign:
Coons Piles On Hunter Biden–After Keeping His Mouth Shut About Jared Kushner.
Coons Willing To Sell Out Abortion Rights To Placate Tommy Tuberville.
Coons Helped Put Aileen Cannon On The Bench. As in voted for her. Coons and Carper were two of the twelve D’s to do so.
Coons Is A Media Whore–Officially.
Speaking Of Coons As A Media Whore: “That was a wonderful State dinner last night.”
Coons Voted For Trump’s Destabilizing Of Dodd-Frank. Preumably b/c ‘bipartisanship’. BTW, was Coons working knowingly or unwittingly with Putin in destabilizing America’s banking system?
What Coons’ Vote On Dodd-Frank Led To.
Chris Coons On QAnon. A Coons classic: “I wouldn’t understand what an appeal to the Q-anon base looks like. So if that’s what’s going on, I’m missing it. Because frankly, that’s not a frame that resonates with me.”
Chris Coons–In All His Bipartisan Glory. And Bi-partying glory.
Alby steps in with this one:
Coons Hounded D’s To Drop Witnesses In Trump Impeachment Because ‘People Want To Get Home For Valentine’s Day‘. Not satire, I swear.
Coons Slobbers Over Abortion Foe Rob Portman. You know why: Bipartisanship.
Coons Can ‘Hardly Stand Serving In Senate’ In 2022.
Yet Another Shitty Judge That Coons Enabled To Get On The Bench. Using the same pathetic approach that Carper often employed. Vote ‘yes’ on releasing the nomination, vote ‘no’ on the nomination itself. Is this mic on? The vote on releasing the nomination guaranteed that the nomination would be approved. See what that feckless ‘bipartisanship’ has gotten us?
Why Jason 330 Despises Chris Coons. I’ll conclude with this one for now. Why? Because what Jason wrote in 2022 was not only prescient, but it sums up exactly how I feel about Chris Coons as well:
It is because, more likely than not, Trump is going to be president again in less than three years. Coons could give a fuck. And when he does stir himself out of his slumber enough to give a fuck, it will be way too late.
All the elite political discourse in this country is in denial about where we’re heading. That is a huge problem. It is a problem “leaders” could do something about like appearing on ‘Morning Joe’ and making a fuss, but Coons (for whatever reason) simply doesn’t give a fuck. Neither does Carper. They don’t fucking care.
And yes I said “I hate Chris Coons” which disqualifies me from talking about him according to the rules of polite society – but Jesus fucking Christ!!! I have really come to hate that fucking useless shit-head.
There’s lots more where these came from. Just put Coons in the search engine and scroll away!


When Chris Coons Joined ‘The Third Way’:
https://whyy.org/articles/senator-coons-joins-centrist-think-tank-third-way/
Praised its ‘strong national commitment to innovation’. Like (I can’t make this up):
“The most recent example of the group’s influence is the bipartisan seating arrangement at last month’s State of the Union Address. The idea was suggested to Congressional leaders in a letter sent by Third Way president Jonathan Cowan, which you can read at Third Way’s website.”
This is not satire.