Republican 1: Our guy has a long history of being a fucking shithead, and saying all manner of crazy indefensible shit.
Republican 2: I know. That’s why we like him.
Dem 1: Hey, Republican 1 just told me about why I shouldn’t like ___X___. It seems ___X___ took a picture pretending to grab a woman’s tit 15 years ago.
Dem 2: Holy shit! ____X___ must be flayed and eaten by fire ants.
I’m starting to think Democrats aren’t going to nominate anybody who can beat that indefensible shithead. Or his Vice Shithead, however it turns out.
@puck never underestimate the ability of the Democratic party to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
I still think __X__ should have distributed a picture of himself pretending to resign.