Chris Coons Still Stonewalling Spy Breakfast Questions
It seems like weeks* now since we first learned that Chris Coons’ lunatic, over-the-top mania for bipartianship put him in direct contact with 50 Russian operatives at the National Prayer breakfast. Is he going to continue to co-chair the nest of spies breakfast? What did he talk about with his Russian contacts? What state secrets did he reveal between prayers?
Delaware deserves answers to these questions.
*It was 8 days ago.
heh, I thought of you when I read this, Jason: from POLITICO PLAYBOOK the other day –
“What I’m reading: The National Prayer Breakfast has become an “international influence-peddling bazaar,” the N.Y. Times’ Ken Vogel and Elizabeth Dias report, noting the recent presences of Maria Butina and Ukrainian opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko. “
Coons should be ashamed to be involved in that shitmess. But when it comes to bipartisanship, he is not capable of feeling shame.
Also – I hope whoever primaries him hangs this National Spy Breakfast around his neck.
Clinging to God is the new thing with our Dempublicans. Why else would Carper quote Matthew 25? I guaran-fucking-tee Tom Carper doesn’t spend much time in Bible study.
I think you are onto something here. I think Coons is using the guise of the national prayer breakfast to hang out with known NRA gun nuts who want to undermine democracy, and also using the appearance of the national prayer breakfast to raise money for nasty illicit projects and for himself. I bet he had a side meeting with her where he promised to ease up on sanctions if she bought a bunch of beach houses in Fenwick, and funnel money to his campaign through investing in capriottis chains and brew ha has that will open up in Moscow and Belarus.
Maybe at the next prayer breakfast, after Chris has duped people to think he is harmless, Chris will pull an arya stark move, and this russian spy will help Chris make the meat pies and poison the wine. Then, after everyone had eaten and drunk all the wine, prayed together, Chris and the spy were going to rip off their masks, and yell “the north remembers!” before escaping to their secret island fort that is actually under fort Delaware, and turns out houses a number of Russian ICBMs aimed at all major cities in the US.
Or maybe he gave her a big bible that actually contained state secrets and DuPont’s GMO secret technology, and she gave him a soccer ball full of diamonds or rare caviar that he and carper cut open and ate on the Amtrak train as they rode back to Wilmington later that night in a secret part of the train that only Russians and centrist democrats know about.
Really think you are onto something here, and you should quit your day job and be an undercover agent for real.
I also think that while Coons is doing this at the prayer breakfast, Jack Markell and Mike Castle were in ski masks moving box trucks full of guns and drugs out of the hotel loading dock with ISIS and MS-13.
I had not connected the dots, but all of that checks out.
Actually, even if all of that is true, (and it may be) the bigger sin is the lunatic, over-the-top mania for bipartisanship in the age of the Trumped-up GOP.