It is all those evil “partisans” I tell you!!

Filed in National by on August 10, 2007

This is perhaps the most honest (and also the most ef’ing insane) expression of the “what’s wrong with America is the partisanship” school of thought.

Stu Bykofsky | To save America, we need another 9/11

ONE MONTH from The Anniversary, I’m thinking another 9/11 would help America.
What kind of a sick bastard would write such a thing? A bastard so sick of how splintered we are politically – thanks mainly to our ineptitude in Iraq – that we have forgotten who the enemy is.

It is not Bush and it is not Hillary and it is not Daily Kos or Bill O’Reilly or Giuliani or Barack. It is global terrorists who use Islam to justify their hideous sins, including blowing up women and children.

Iraq has fractured the U.S. into jigsaw pieces of competing interests that encourage our enemies. We are deeply divided and division is weakness.

You see? it is so clear. We need anpther 9/11 to wake us up to the fact that it isn’t Bush and his crazy-ass kakistocracy that is driving America over a cliff – it is me (and you). If we’d all just ignore the criminal stupidity, held hands, and listen to the soothing bipartisanship of Al Mascitti, Celia Cohen and Doug Williams everything would be peachy.
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By the way: Expect this to be a major theme of Mike Castle’s campaign should he decide to run again. Mr. 91% Bush loyalty is going to save us from all the bad “partisanship” in Washington.

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  1. Disbelief says:

    This theory ranks right up there with the school administrations who say, “Tests don’t show anything.”

  2. Von Cracker says:

    Maybe if we’re attacked by aliens, all nations and terrorists will come together as one to fight a common foe.

    Stu’s retarded.

  3. oedipa maas says:

    Can we count Stu’s column as an attack and rendition his sorry behind to Gitmo?

  4. miles north says:

    “We squandered the national unity and the worldwide sympathy and goodwill from the 9/11 attack… Can we have a do-over?”

    Vote Republican – this time we’ll get it right.