Patriot Day: John McCain For President
What America needs right now is a President as strong and resolute as George Bush. All Bush’s accomplishments might come to nothing if we fail to elect a President that can’t keep the rest of the world wondering if we will push the nucluar button down for the hell of it.
The nuclear button needs to be right in the world’s face or they might nuke us first.
Also, we need a President that will put the pussy ass liberals in their place and talk tough to the enemies of America who seek to destroy us from within. Since McCain is slightly crazier than Guliani on both counts I hereby endorse John McCain for President.
I liked Romney’s plans to double the size of Guantanamo but Romney stopped short of saying that he wanted to lock up moveon.org members so I have to go with McCain too.
Forget about Bin Laden, Moveon.org is the biggest most potent threat to America right now. Romney just does not get it.
Patriot Day
Ahoy, scurvy liberals! I believe ye has misspelled “Pirate.”
Aarr, I can’t believe my eyes! Ye has rousted the scurvy liberals that were sailing this ship for many days. Now ye are good conservative pirates! Bless ye!
Avast me hearties, heave to and prepare to board!
Actually, today is POW/MIA Recognition Day. Don’t forget, McCain was a POW, so he gets a free pass today. Also, the NVA commonly referred to our pilots as “air pirates” so he gets a pass for that too.
Umm.. I endorsed the American hero didn’t I?
…and you misspelled nucular.