American Idol Predictions

The show has not started yet, but here are my predictions.

The quirky skinny white kid will make it to Hollywood but will screw up the trio.

I like the quirky fat white rocker girl to make it to the top 20 but not much after that.

The white guy rocker with the hair will make the top ten but the shaved head guy will not.

The African American church vocalist girl will make it to the top four after she digs deep and finds a fifth gear.

The Lou Rawls style crooner will look good down the stretch but will stuble singing Elton John.

The Country Western blonde will make the top three.

Simon will get booed.

Paula will be visibly drunk.