The McCain/Clinton Panderific Economic Stimulus Package
1) Gas tax holiday !
2) Beer tax Holiday !
3) Bomb Iran (trust us it will help the economy) !
4) Buy 2 Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffees and get a third for free!
5) State quarter program extended to the nation’s 3,143 counties!
It is rather humorous that the three presidential candidates are trashing each other and fighting over a policy which would be past and done with before any of them could ever become president.
The New Castle County quarter could have a state quarter on it, to represent Mike Castle. Or maybe a county quarter (displaying a tinier county quarter). Turtles all the way down!
The Onion beat you to it on #5:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31003