There are not words to express how truly awful this song is. And, OMG, they actually made this into a movie with Rob Lowe!
How many of you made it to the end?
Okay, okay. I’ll post some good Christmas songs later!
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I Double Dog Dare You To Find A Worse Christmas Song
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TWOP recapped the worst tv move of the worst xmas song ever a few years ago. It is AMAZING. If you have some (ok, a lot) of time to waste at your desk this is a must read.
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_christmas_shoes.php
this song is the alan jackson 9/11 song of xmas songs.
I could not make it to the end, but I’ve written a worse Christmas song: “Narlie the Magical Cockney Christmas Narwhal Who Saved Christmas”.
Rob Lowe is attached to the movie rights.
Oh my, Jason! That’s a pretty impressive title. Perhaps you could record yourself singing it and share it with us!
I’ll send El Somnambulo the words and music and he can debut it.
How can you not like that song? It has a nice tone. I particularly liked it when he puts the shoes on her feet at the end and you don’t know if she is already dead.
On the other hand it makes a great ad for public health care.
Have some time to kill? Peruse this list: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/most-annoying-christmas-songs_n_789221.html#s193379
For those who missed our War On Christmas Party, I debuted my contribution to the seasonal canon, “Buford the Red-Necked Reindeer”.
Just another Algeresque tale about how pluck and perseverance triumphs over self-doubt and ridicule. Oh, and featuring a guest appearance by Rush Limbaugh…
Am I supposed to feel uplifted or suicidal after listening to this?
I’m so sorry.
Jesus wept.
Oh, my.
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Did I mention how sorry I am?
Just another profound disagreement. Christmas Shoes is a great song and the movie is one of my favorites. It just shows how disconnected you are from the mainstream. Both were pretty popular and inspired a sequel, and books.
hahahaha oh MAN. I should have known…..
UI, suicidal, no doubt.
Most disheartening Christmas song, E.V.E.R.
Wasn’t this story one of Reagan’s 1980 campaign anecdotes?