Things That Hurt George W. Bush’s Feelings

– Not getting enough credit for catching Osama Bin Laden.

– Not getting enough credit for the June 6th, 1944 invasion of Normandy .

– Not getting enough credit for Yale’s 1967 defeat of Harvard even though he “cheered his heart out for that one.”

-Not getting any credit for all the people he didn’t kill while drunk driving from 1969-1989.

– Being called “Jeb’s Slow Brother” his entire life until being elected President.

– Two girls were whispering at the mall that time …probably about him, although not 100% sure, but still, you know…it made him “feel yucky inside.”

12 Comments

  1. skippertee

    I don’t want to pile on.
    Bush has enough self-awareness to know he’s going down as one of our worst presidents.
    He’s staying out of the “lime-light”.
    He is the prez I’d like to hoist a few with as long as politics were no part of the conversation.
    But idiot’s like us, when together, are FUCKING ENTERTAINING!!!

  2. anon

    When Laura opens the pickle jar she has to reassure George he loosened it.

  3. I wonder why Bush put out the word that his fee-fees are hurt. He’s not getting the credit for bin Laden’s capture because he doesn’t deserve it.

  4. ek

    Treacherous pretzels.

  5. Joe Cass

    -being Cheney’s bitch

  6. Kilroy

    Come on now Jason, if it wasn’t for Bush Obama wouldn’t have won 🙂

  7. reis

    Ruth Ann won’t return his calls.

  8. delbert

    If only Gore had been smart enough to have Clinton campaign for him at least a little bit. GDubs would have been a footnote instead of a past Prez for us to laugh about.

  9. Jason330

    Dear Diary, Today delbert made a comment that made sense and was true. I’m not sure what is going on, but it is disorienting.

  10. delbert

    But don’t get me wrong, I like laughing about GDubs.

  11. anon

    The right-wing antipathy for GWB is only skin-deep. It is mostly a smokescreen that allows them to go even further right – “Bush wasn’t a real conservative.”

    But ask them about almost anything GWB did and they are for it.

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