21 Comments

  1. I let the people at the polling place come in contact with my inner angry black woman.

    “Oh Hell No!”

  2. My guess is kicking some ass is probably wrong.

  3. h.

    Go home?

    Yes. Ask for a provisional ballot on the spot. Don’t wait until Wed. or you’re SOL.

  4. anon

    Donot leave without filling out a provisional ballot! Urge younger voters to let the older/elderly voters in front of you. Take lawn chairs for people, water, sandwich in case you are stuck in line for a long time.

  5. Lines? I vote in a rich White neighborhood. There’s like a voting machine for every ten people. 🙂

  6. G Rex

    Register to vote beforehand (legitimately, and not with ACORN) and have a driver’s license, passport or other valid form of ID.

    Don’t have a driver’s license because you’re from New York City? Go home, Fulcher!

  7. Do you know what to do if you experience voting problems?
    e-mail delawareliberal-at-gmail-dot-com?

  8. Von Cracker

    Put on a Brooks Brothers suit and whine like a little bitch?

  9. G Rex

    Von C, isn’t that the Al Gore stratagem?

  10. GRex has apparently missed the last 10 months of the McCain campaign.

  11. G Rex

    “Lines? I vote in a rich White neighborhood. There’s like a voting machine for every ten people.”

    Hey Nemski, now that I’m management, they drive a voting machine right to my house, and my key to the executive washroom allows my votes to count 5 times.

  12. Any irregularities inside, or even outside the polls, should be reported immediately to Delaware Democratic HQ at 302-328-9036. We’ve got a squad of lawyers standing by.

    Also, do everything, everything you can to cast your ballot on a machine. Provisional ballots should be the positively last resort.

  13. Also, there should be a Democratic greeter at every polling place. If you can’t call HQ tell the greeter — they have the direct line to the lawyers.

  14. G Rex

    Rebecca, by Democrat greeter do you mean the union goons? No thanks. Oh wait, I’ll just have my usual chat with Earl Jaques outside Hodgson Vo-Tech. Alarm Clock for a Donkey!

  15. A lot of our union brothers are going to PA to help Obama. The Democratic greeters can be identified by their slate cards and most likely Markell stickers.

  16. Joanne Christian

    Isn’t Shipley Manor a nursing home? What a waste of talent Hef.

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