June 5 Open Thread: All Bets Are On

Today's the day Delaware casinos start losing money by accepting single-game sports bets, according to crybaby Dover Downs CEO Denis McGlynn. "People need to manage their expectations on this," McGynn…

Jesus Says, “No Cake For You!”

Spokesmen for Jesus of Nazareth said the Savior approved of the Supreme Court ruling that bakers don't have to make wedding cakes for gay couples, because he thinks it's a…

Ivanka Trump Is Not a Cunt, Motherfucker

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words are micro-aggressions -- especially if the word in question is the original Anglo-Saxon term for the female genitalia. Comedian Samantha Bee…

Coons Picks On Someone His Own Size

Sen. Chris Coons put his foot down yesterday, writing a letter to Chuck Grassley expressing -- I hope you're sitting down -- deep concern that Donald Trump Jr. might have…