What if Nigerian Scammers, used the image of the almighty Noodle, instead of the more famous sky dad?
In the name of His Noodley Appendage, the father almighty the creator of the whole universe, in him there is everything, the most powerful, the most merciful, beneficent and the most gracious, I greet you in the name of His Noodley Appendage who have appointed you to me to help in carrying out his glorious work. I am writing this mail with pains but in confidence believing that if it is the wish of His Noodley Appendage for you to help me to carry out this course, His Noodley Appendage almighty will bless and reward you in abundance.
My intention of contacting you is to solicit your humble assistance for a project, which will be mutually beneficial. I am Mrs. Grace Lawson. I am married to Late Mr. David Lawson who is Canadian citizen; he was a gold miner in Ghana (Ashanti gold field) and Sierra Leone (Koidu district) for twelve years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for twelve years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I too have been battling with both Cancer and Stroke problems.