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You give oil a bad name! brrrrrraaaaaawwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwereeewwerenowwww ohwahuwuhwahuh, ohwahuwuhwahuh, ohwahuwuhwahuh, Insert crying to that music:  waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaawaaaawawawaaaaah ExxonMobil CEO and chairman Rex Tillerson defended his company's staggering $11.7 billion in profits…

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Michael Phelps just solved the world hunger problem, while at the same time discovered the cure for cancer and then after he took his morning dump, it appernetly was taken…

Former VP Nominee

shameless “between one candidate, John McCain, who has always put the country first, worked across party lines to get things done, and one candidate who has not. Between one candidate…