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What a Wuss! Giuliani Decides Against Run for Guv

By El Somnambulo November 19, 20093 Comments

Mr. Verb Noun 9-One-One has decided that the one thing he fears more than terrorists is--losing. The New York Times reports that Bernie Kerik's best bud will not run for…

Prison Health Care-Does Anyone Really Think This’ll Work?

By El Somnambulo November 19, 200910 Comments

Delaware's Department of Correction is under Federal court order to fix a broken prison health care system. The alleged wonders of privatization have once again been exposed for what they…

Breaking! New Compromising Carrie Prejean Footage! Here! Now!

By El Somnambulo November 17, 20099 Comments

This goes back to when she first 'found the Lord'. Hadn't even dyed her hair blonde yet, although the boobs might already have been altered. I'd require a closer inspection…

‘Bulo’s Music For the Masses-Johnny Mercer Edition-Volume 1

By El Somnambulo November 14, 20094 Comments

The great lyricist Johnny Mercer would have celebrated his 100th birthday this November 18 were he still around. I just saw a great documentary on Turner Classic Movies about him.…

Who Will Fill Ensign’s Rhinestone-Studded Boots?

By El Somnambulo November 13, 20095 Comments

By now, the sad fate that has befallen U. S. Senator John Ensign has been well-chronicled. The latest indignity recently occurred as Ensign took his leave of the 'Christian' compound…

The Delaware Bar Exam-and the Lying Lawyers Who Defend It

By El Somnambulo November 12, 200911 Comments

Maureen Milford has penned an excellent article on the Delaware Bar Exam in today's News-Journal, and it's must reading for people seeking to understand the Delaware Way. The article discusses…

DE’s Sex Offender Registry-Good News/Bad News

By El Somnambulo November 12, 200949 Comments

In one case at least, common sense has finally won out. From today's News-Journal: For the second time this year, the Delaware Supreme Court has found that a person legally…

Incumbent Rethug Gov. Will Not Seek Reelection

By El Somnambulo November 10, 200923 Comments

Maybe I just missed this, but popular incumbent Connecticut Gov. Jodi Rell has announced that she will not seek reelection in 2010. This may be why. This is a likely…

Did Dems Ever Do This to the Bush Twins?

By El Somnambulo November 9, 200950 Comments

Oh, wait, Dems weren't allowed in the clubs' VIP rooms when the Bushies were cavorting. Anyways, here's what happened at Sidwell Friends (where the Obama girls go to school) this…

DE Rethugs Prove the Obvious: All About Politics, Not Responsible Governing

By El Somnambulo November 9, 200915 Comments

Someday soon, a smoking gun of a document will surface. Possibly penned by Frank Luntz, Eye of Newt Gingrich, or some other Rethuglican 'thinker'. The document will confirm what should…

This Medical Advice on Sugary Soft Drinks Brought to You By…Coca Cola

By El Somnambulo November 4, 20099 Comments

Coca Cola has joined forces with, wait for it, the American Academy of Family Physicians to provide unbiased advice on the use of sugary soft drinks in a well-balanced diet.…

Oh. Shut. Up. Sussex County Whiners, I’m Calling You Out

By El Somnambulo November 3, 200916 Comments

Quel dommage, petites pauvres Sussex County condo residents. From today's News-Journal, a bunch of self-entitled crybabies from Sea Pines Condominiums, and other overdeveloped areas of coastal Sussex, are whining that…

The Man With America’s Worst Memory

By El Somnambulo November 2, 20092 Comments

That would be America's criminal former Vice President, Dick Cheney. According to the Associated Press, the man who had 'other priorities' when he got about a dozen deferments to avoid…