‘Wrong’ Williams Writes Another Column About Nothing
A column featuring two huge 'rumors' with not one whit (although written by one nitwit) of substantiation. 1. Carper may not be running. Why? But at least two people have…
Read All About It In the Sunday Papers-Sept. 20 Edition
LEAD STORY: McClatchy Papers: Anti-Government Protests Racism By Another Name Of course it is, and it has been since the beginning of the Obama Administration, but the 'respectable' media has…
Breaking: Big Win For Net Neutrality
The Washington Post reports that FCC Chair Julius Genachowski will announce 'new so-called net neutrality rules' on Monday. The rules would "prevent wireless companies from blocking Internet applications, according to a…
(Neck-)Breaking News: Rasslin’ Invades the Political Arena!
Both locally (oh, yeah, I've got pictures) and nationally! This is so cool that I'm fighting the urge to lapse back into the Third Person to tell this story. You…
The 2002 Reapportionment-Another View
This morning, I wrote that the seeds for defeat for Saturday's Special Election in the 37th RD were sown with the reapportionment of 2002, and the Republican gerrymandering and Democratic…
Some Not So Random Political Thoughts
Just because I was sedated and sadistically eviscerated during my stint in Third Person Rehab, I still had time in between fevered dreams to think about what was going on…
Read All About It In the Sunday Papers-First First-Person Edition
I'm back from Clown College rehab. Haven't had much sleep, as the tortuous techniques inflicted upon me included aversion therapy right out of 'A Clockwork Orange'. I am now officially…
‘Bulo’s Music for the Masses-Brill Building Edition
Editor's Note: El Somnambulo had already prepared this piece last week before he accepted Nemski's challenge to post his 10 'Desert Island' songs. He did this in memory of Ellie…
More Tape From El Somnambulo’s Latest Session Leaked!!
Editor's Note: It appears that the lovable luchadore is making significant progress in learning to love his inner first person. As this EXCLUSIVE TAPE shows, however, he still needs to…
Breaking! Tape Smuggled from Somnambulo Rehab!
From the Editor: We have received this anonymous tape smuggled out of the Homey D Clown Third Person Withdrawal Center purportedly by someone close to El Somnambulo, if indeed such…
JMY’s Media For the Masses: Obama School Daze Edition
First we RISE: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ95FaapL58[/youtube] Herb Alpert-Rise Perhaps we then LISTEN: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF2vKBjmAkI[/youtube] Doobie Brothers-Listen to the Music (Quote from Robert Christgau: "You can lead a Doobie Brother to the recording studio, but you…
Read All About It in the Sunday Papers-Labor Day Weekend Edition
LEAD STORY-The (UK) Observer: Former Brazilian PM Urges End to 'Disaster', AKA "The War On Drugs" Seriously, does ANYone ANYwhere on the political spectrum agree that this unmitigated disaster makes…
‘Bulo & Nemski’s Music For the Masses-WXPN Desert Island Songs
The Beast Who Loves Non-Commercial Radio is a big fan of Philly's WXPN (He's a member!) and the U of D's WVUD. Every year, 'XPN does a countdown (from 885 to…