REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS LUNCHEON (Annotated)

After some words of welcome, the President goes right for the media's soft underbelly.
Clearly, we’re already in the beginning months of another long, lively election year. There will be gaffes and minor controversies, be hot mics and Etch-a-Sketch moments. You will cover every word that we say, and we will complain vociferously about the unflattering words that you write -- unless, of course, you're writing about the other guy -- in which case, good job. (Laughter.)
The guy is a master at that, and the press eats it up. I giggle when I try to image Mittron Romneybot trying to pull off a natural sounding joke.

Atlas Smirked

The law of unintended consequences is a cruel mistress. I wonder what transparently partisan Republican a-hole, Antonin Scalia, is going to have to say if/when the health insurance industry in America collapses and is replaced by a nationalized single payer system?

James Howard Kunstler: The tragedy of suburbia

It is probably too dreary today to watch this TED TALK again, but perhaps not. "The immersive ugliness of our everyday environment in America is entropy made visible." Oil company subsidies, Zimmerman, Romney, our desperate County Sheriffs and teabag zealots clawing for meaning in the brutalist wasteland of talk radio and Walmart parking lots - the thing that ties all of our modern psychopathies together is our shitty architecture.

Celia Covers Newt

You can read it if you want. The usual Celia tid bits are present. For example, did you know that Steve Forbes beat party anointed, Bob Dole in Delaware because Forbes showed up? Celia knows it. She says it all the time. "Good Morning Ma'am, Welcome to WalMart." "Did you know that Steve Forbes beat party anointed, Bob Dole in Delaware because Forbes showed up here? Uh huh... Sherman Tribbit had a cat named Dusty!!"

John Maynard Keynes über alles

Keynes always wins in the end. "The primaries have been great for the economy. Dimwitted billionaires are dumping money they don’t need into the campaigns of people who can’t win, providing much-needed jobs for ad-writers, poll-takers and yard-sign manufacturers."

Cheney Headlines So Far

"Dick Cheney Gets Human Heart" "Dick Cheney Reanimated By Necromancers" "Cheney Received Heart - Bush, Rumsfeld and Rice Still Heartless" "Cheney Denies Human Recipient A Heart Transplant; Cackles Manically"