Delaware Liberal

To keep the pack of Yakuza hit men that out are to get Anthony Deluca off the trail, the state of Delaware has instituted an extreme set of security protocols to protect our state's most important resident.

Gov. Mitch Daniels, R-Ind., said Sunday he won't run for president because of family concerns, narrowing the field but making a wide-open race even hazier.

So what now? What if you one of this idiots who spent their life savings on this viral non-event? Gawker provides you with some options.

Hollywood never met an end of the world scenario it did not make millions off of. What is the scenario that you most want to experience? And I am not including the Rapture as an option.

Next Thursday, the House will hold a public hearing on redistricting, at 7 p.m. in the House Chamber in Legislative Hall. The Senate will hold a similar hearing on June 2 in the Senate Chamber, also at 7 p.m.